Sunday, September 28, 2014

I HATE BRAS!



I HATE BRAS!







I hate bras. The only thing I hate more is having my skin touch skin. I love how underwire bras make your breasts look so perky and stand out. But anytime I wear one, I'm in the bathroom within an hour cutting the wire out.

I have been wearing Genie bras for about 2 years. I love them. No hooks; no snaps, no seams. Also you look like you have no boobs. That's the down side.

And then I read an article on getting the right bra and well, I don't think I've ever worn the right size. I'm afraid they would tell me I wear something like a 48 MMM or something! lol

You know if men wore bras they would be comfortable. Can you imagine if a jock strap was made like a bra? Wires all in it. Straps too tight. Rubbing against their thighs. Bras should be like jock straps. They should be for protection and comfort only. Can you imagine saying to a guy, "Honey, I don't mean to complain but could you wear your underwire jock strap tonight? I love it when your junk is out in front!" hahaha That would never happen. Men design their underthings for comfort. Ours are designed for them.

Yeah, I'd like for my breasts to look like I'm wearing an underwire but I don't want to actually wear one. I've thought about just pulling them up and stapling them but I think that would hurt. sigh That's why I'm thinking my best option is a breast lift by a real plastic surgeon.

Going to put my Genie Bra on. It's like wearing an old bathrobe.

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caryn cannatella
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